I used the Wayback Machine (aka the Internet Archive) to check out my old blog and here's something I had posted on my site. Cracked me up. Post something from yours below too!
My friend Amanda tried to sell a Valentine's Date with me on Ebay in 2002.
I was born on the 4th of July; I have red hair, white skin, & blue eyes.
I broke my right wrist in 5th grade after my friends ran over me on the playground.
In high school, I laughed so hard that I peed my pants onstage while performing a musical. I've been to a concentration camp (Dachau).
My left foot has been possessed before (do the #'s 2 3 8 mean anything to you?).
I grew up thinking that the brown trash bags filled with toys in my closet were really the possessed "dogs" from Ghostbusters.
I used to be obsessed with NKOTB (it was the 80’s).
I’ve known a pool table intimately.
I’ve been raped.
I didn’t sleep through the night until I was 9 years old.
Everyone thinks my brother and I are twins (I’m 5 years older).
I didn't have my first sip of alcohol until I was 22.
I remember when you actually had to wait in line to buy a Cabbage Patch Kid.
I can blow spit bubbles off my tongue.
I've been to Germany, Austria, Hungary, the Czech Republic, and the Netherlands.
I got kicked out of history class in 7th grade for saying “tampon.”
I think I was happy once.